Great Advice When Going Back to School

 

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Links of the Week

Apparently cats like to get high, too.
Still don’t know if you’re in the friend zone? Check out this chart.
Diddy is left utterly perplexed.
16-year-old toddler defies aging.
See how this kid was able to top LeBron.
Watch this World of Warcraft freakout.

 

Highlights from the Week that Was (5-24-09)

Being that I’m now out of college for the summer, I have a lot more free time to surf the internet.  Because of this I’ve decided to start compiling a list of some of the top content I have found over the past week from some of my favorite websites.  I will try to do this weekly.  Anyway, here is the first edition:

FMyLife.com:  Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said “happy birthday to” then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name’s Jeff. FML

MyLifeIsAverage.com:  Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA

Digg:  Check out the reviews of this t-shirt on Amazon.com.

YouTube: 

CollegeHumor:  Video of the most arrogant Call of Duty: World at War kill ever.

Fail Blog:

Awkward Family Photos:

MyLifeIsAverage.com:  Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA

 

A Quick Religious History Lesson

Courtesy of: http://www.mattbors.com

 

Photos of the Week

Desperate times call for desperate measures…

Customs are a bitch.

Enough said.

And you thought Chinese water torture was bad…

Hey, if it works for mice…

Police profiling at its best.

“Yeah, I’ll take a beer.”

 

So What’s for Dinner?

Baby Lobster

First you boil the cute crustacean, then season, garnish with fresh lemons, and serve.

 

Another Cyber Sex Conversation

Due to the popularity of the last one I posted on here, I thought I would post another winner that I found the other day.  Here you go, ya pervs:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

 

How to Tell You’re Not the Favorite Child

 

If You’re From Kentucky, You’ll Find This Funny

Afroman, the rapper most well-known for his song “Because I Got High” cranks out a new hit called “Gurls from Kentucky.”  If you’re from or have been to Kentucky, you will find this hilarious.  Just watch it: